Papa John, an American Godzilla

First of all when I logged on to velonews this morning I was roused by this photograph showing how hard professional cyclocross racers are willing to push themselves

Then I thought what makes people really push themselves and I quickly realized this was no simple race. This was the practical side of cyclocross... Yes, cyclocross riding is the most practical escape route when one is faced with a giant monster chasing you across grass, mud, and contrived obstacles. I believe, in reality, this photograph is about the last three survivors of the attack of the giant Papa John monster, which I can only assume has already consumed the majority of greater Portland.

looks kinda like this

While that is all fun and games (except for everyone living in Portland, for whom fun and games was an overly serious matter that contained no joy, and especially now that they were killed by a monster). I do intend to actually start posting this low grade crap again. Seriously.